Drove Forest a lot this weekend.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 09/06/2016 at 12:58 • Filed to: forest, double entendre

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The wife loves it so that’s a huge win.

When we were leaving a store she was looking for the car and was remarked that she wasn’t used to looking for that car and the shape was still unfamiliar and I said, “It’s silver and looks like a loaf of bread.” She laughed and said, “You’ve got a loaf of bread and I’ve got a toaster.”

With that setup complete I could only respond by saying that I’d love to stick my loaf of bread into her toaster.

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 09/06/2016 at 13:15

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You say “the wife” like you only have one wife

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 09/06/2016 at 13:17

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The others don’t count.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 09/06/2016 at 14:08

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You absolutely had to say that. I’m pretty sure it’s state law.

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher 09/06/2016 at 14:37

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Even got a laugh and not at my expense.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 09/06/2016 at 16:23

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I don’t know about you, but that’s rare for me.

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher 09/06/2016 at 16:26

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I wouldn’t say it’s rare but it is definitely weighted heavily toward the at my expense end.